When after paying your cleaners, waving them goodbye at the door with a smile, and wishes for them to have a lovely weekend, you wander up to your bedroom, notice that you’d left one of your cupboards slightly ajar, and discover that in the process of rigorous cleaning, a brand new, unopened, brightly and graphically packaged vibrator had been dislodged, and is now lying in the middle of your freshly vacuumed carpet.