Always try and buy toys that come with a lock feature when not in use.


Because vibrators can sometimes have a mind of their own and mysteriously, accidentally turn on. A friend of mine recently had an experience of this happening. She had stashed her vibe safely away in the wardrobe, but somehow it got knocked by something and turned on, unbeknown to her. And when her child went into her room, and then emerged, saying with some surprise, that there was ‘growling’ coming from her wardrobe, it did take her a few minutes to realize that there was not some wild beast in there, it was merely her vibrator having a bit of solo fun.

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