If you want to brighten up a home delivery drivers life (and lets face it, they deserve it, it’s a hard job with low pay)…start engaging in vocal, erotic foreplay just before they are due to arrive – with the window open so they can hear…it’ll put a smile on their face, and give them something to talk about with their mates at the pub when their shift finishes…also, if you’re lucky, you might get some free food the next time you order.

– Judi Reed, 2015